RUSSİAN GİRL

The title of this post is absolutely true. Mischa Barton and “Some Russian Girl” are the stars of a movie about two young ladies who fall in love at a t.A.T.u. concert and are drawn into – what else now? – a web of lies, drugs, and murder. This is by far the best news I’ve had all month. Mischa “I Can’t Act, But I Have Nice Legs” Barton, in a drugs n’ lies n’ murder movie, about famed faux-lesbian Russian pop acts of a few years ago. It’s called You and I, which is apparently the name of a t.A.T.u. song, and it premiered at Cannes, of all places, this week. You can bet I’ll be first in the ticket line the minute it gets released over here. I cannot wait.

Doesn’t M.Bart look afraid of Christina Aguilera in this picture? She looks like she’s begging the photographer to rescue her. Her face may be frightened, but her jewelry is adorable. Good bangles are never out of style, and I’m thrilled that cocktail rings are coming back. You can get a look like Mischa’s without the (apparently) disturbing presence of The Aguilera with this yellow gold and white crystal bangle. The band of the bracelet is polished 10 karat gold, and both ends are capped with sparkling crystal hearts. This is a beautiful piece – and a lovely bargain at only $135!

Editor: Query Willy

Age: 28
Height: 5' 5" (165 cm)
Weight: 108 lbs (49 kg)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond
Horoscope Sign: Pisces
Profession: Manager

I am kind, sympathetic, artistic (I used to take part in musical performances). I am also very feminine and easy-going. In clothes I prefer colors like white, black, blue, brown.

Interests: I like music, theatre, cinema (I like Elvis Presley, Merline Monroe, Kim Bessinger). Reading phsycological books brings me pleasure. Besides it I like classical literature and having rest at the seaside.

Looking For Type: I am looking for a kind, considerate, attentive and reliable man. I want him to know how to treat a real lady and how to be romantic with her. It is also very important to have common views on life and mutual understnading. I like when men carry deed to its conclusion.

The attractiveness of Russian girls is pretty well-known. Also their avarice. Otherwise Russian bride web sites wouldn’t be so prominent and our Russian émigrés here in the States wouldn’t have the well-founded reputation of looking for “rich American husband.” Every Russian girl I’ve ever met in New York examined my wallet pocket first. Except for Uki, who was a rich nuclear physicist and didn’t need my money. Just a good lay and some vodka.

Now, I come from Georgia (the U.S. one, not that one roundabout Armenia) and we’re definitely known for our Southern belles. More beautiful and more fiery than Vivienne Leigh could ever hope for. Still, while we were 14 and spending the humid Summer days masturbating in the woods, we were always jealous of those Russian lads. They grew up with hot, loose Russian girls.
Because our girls at that age look like this:

Don’t get me wrong. If I were 13 I’d be all about the chick with the braces. But here’s the rub: Russian girls hit puberty at six or seven years old. Wendy up there is great, but look at what 14 year-old Russian boys had to fool around with:

Wouldn’t you feel cheated? I did.

Of course, when you get older this causes its own problems. A couple of weeks ago I brought a Russian girl home with me from a bar. Wouldn’t you know she was wearing Hello Kitty panties. Not ironically. We had a good conversation about Sanrio products once I got her to put her clothes back on. Here’s where my first suggestion comes in: Russian girls need a born on date.

Look, I’m no fan of the Budweiser. I think it’s weak and smells worse than old piss when it’s dried into your hair. But the Budweiser folks had a great idea in that born on date. I propose that all Russian females be implanted with an RFID tag indicating when they were born. A simple scanner would’ve helped prevent me from almost tapping jailbait and I could’ve skipped to the conversation about those delightful Badtz-Maru sunglasses Sanrio makes.

Now let’s say your wallet’s fat enough to bag you that Russian babe with the smooth thighs, perky breasts, and viciously-beautiful face. You’re probably thinking you’re set with decades of the hottest sex every night, years of dumbfounded stares of appreciation from other men, and a reason for people to talk to you at cocktail parties. As the Russians mockingly told the Germans one cold winter in 1944, “Ein minuten, bitte.”

The Russian boys have it good, but you wouldn’t want to change shoes with the Russian men. Not only is there bear wrestling, the Russian mob, and the occasional polonium poisoning, but your average 27 year-old Russian woman looks something like this:

While your 15 year-old Russian counterpart could gloat about the “nice piece” he was fondling behind the Iron Curtain, your 30 year-old Russian compatriot is stuck in a sexless hell of dentures, swollen ankles, and saggy boobs.

The tragic irony is that when a Russian woman looks like this:

is when she’s finally developed a personality. Usually an interesting one at that.

So my second proposition is that the RFID tag mentioned above also include a countdown in years, days, and hours to that Russian girl’s expiration date.

For blonde Russians, the rapid decline begins at around three months out from her 27th birthday. For the brunettes, approximately one month out. Strangely, for the rare redheaded Russian lass, the expiration date is quite unpredictable, so a concrete expiration at 26 years of age is in order.
Look, I know some people will find this offensive. I too am suspicious of RFID technology, so I totally understand. But, the fact remains it’s effective. With that out of the way, it’s also the best solution for all parties involved.

American men won’t feel deceived when they’ve hit that true, manly gravitas in their late twenties where women begin to find them the most attractive, yet be saddled with Grandma Davidova for a wife. She might offer some great insights into life, but there’s much better ass to be had out there.

It’ll spare those Russian women, too. No longer will they have to deal with cheating husbands, the loss of their income when their rich American husbands leave them jobless and with no skills or money, not to mention the daily embarrassment of him seeing those crow’s feet all over her legs. No doubt when rejected by the scan she’ll return to Russia where she can find an older man more suitable for her. Preferably a 70 year-old news stand attendant with Mommy issues.

Don’t get me started on the Poles…

Plastic surgery is booming thru Russia. Many ladies want to correct something in their appearance and fall into the thrills of doing this easily with the help of modern Western surgical technologies.

Not always surgeons success achieving the desired forms though. What is the most popular, maybe second after you-name-it, are women’s lips. They often also become not very organic looking if something went wrong, but they usually cannot be hidden from the public. There are enthusiasts in russia tracking down at different places, like social networks or dating sites Russian ladies suffering or maybe on the contrary excited with the surgery results and publishing them in special communities, again sometimes making fun of them, but sometimes, maybe, admiring their marvelous looks.

Here is one of such collections.

I believe that the biggest mistake that any Man can make in regards to a relationship with a Russian or FSU Woman is to naively look at it as a simple “transaction”.

Actually let me correct myself on that..

The dumbest thing that any Man can do in regards to Russian Women is to see them as a willing commodity to be picked up on a whim.

Now I KNOW that none of our readers would think of these Women in this regard..

BUT it’s still worth mentioning so that we all understand that going down to our local supermarket to pick out one of these Special Ladies is NOT an option.

So you may be wondering what a REAL Relationship with a Russian Woman is all about.

Well one of the WISEST things I’ve ever heard about Traditional Russian Women is this..

Traditional Women like these who are truly in touch with their identities…

ABSOLUTELY WANT to have a Life that is solidly built like a HOME.

And the perfect HOME for them has FIVE very important rooms to it.

The 1st Room is her desire for an EDUCATION

With this education comes the foundations for pride, self-confidence and her ability to embrace the world.  And personally I LOVE a Woman who is both sexy and has some serious book smarts to her.  Tolstoy anyone?

The 2nd Room is her desire to become a loving WIFE

And yes let me spell that again for anyone who may be a little confused about reality or so liberally inclined.

That’s W.. I.. F.. E..

Because after all a Princess must always find her Prince.  And this my friends will never go out of style no matter what a Culturally Marxist society does to try to tear it down.

(Actually let me clarify this with a little more precision.. It will never go out of style no matter how many scorned, over-ripend, unattractive, bitter, weight-challenged, jealous, single and alienated women scream out within the depths of their own self-denial about a “Fish not needing a Bicycle”.)

The 3rd Room is her desire to become a MOTHER

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again..  Perhaps the biggest aspect of Woman-hood is MOTHER-HOOD.  MOTHER Nature had every good reason in the universe to make women into the elegant baby making machines that they are.  And this incredible mechanism sits within the very genetic structure of every cell within a Woman’s body.

(And any Woman who actively denies this part of her identity is probably fulfilling some Darwinian mandate of “survival of the fittest.”  Because obviously..  she sure AIN’T IT in the mental capacity department and it’s probably best that a woman like this has no desire to pass her genes forward)

The 4th Room is her desire for a CAREER

This is where it starts to get tricky.   Because although the pull of mother-hood is strong.. There is another desire that all Women have for self-sufficiency, economic participation and professional / intellectual growth.

I for one fully support any Woman’s drive towards this as long as it doesn’t jeapordize her family’s welfare.

No one said this was an easy balance to strike.. But for some magical reason Russian or FSU Woman knows how to pull this off and that simply makes her all the more valuable.

(And Gentlemen once you see a Russian Lady’s priories towards her family in action you will have ZERO tolerance for the typical excuses that a Western Woman throws at you regarding this issue.  Also keep in mind that for many Western Women this “4th Room” is where the construction project ends due to their short-sighted reach for “Visible Power” and meaningless Material Gain.  There will be no comforting Nursery.. And perhaps not even a shared and warm bedroom for her to sleep in as well.)

The 5th Room is her desire for SELF-FULFILLMENT

This could be any Womanly self-pursuit that is anchored in her Mind, Body and Soul.  Every human being has a right and destiny to reach for the “Better Angels of their Nature”.  The choice is certainly everyone’s to make and it is perhaps one of the most personal decisions possible in relation to choosing your identity.

Wisdom always comes with experience..

And to someday happily stand next to a Lady who is both beautiful and wise as a guardian angel is I believe the dream of every True Man.

Imagine for example that your future Russian lady is already an accomplished pianist or singer and wishes to bless the world with her musical talent.  I don’t know about you but if this situation applied to me I’d be the first one lining up for tickets and smiling all the way..

Ok so you may be asking yourself..

This is all nice and good to know but what in the heck does this have to do with a Relationship with a Russian or FSU Woman?

Well Gentlemen..  The REAL Truth is that it has EVERYTHING to do with it..

Not a little bit..

Not even a lot..

But EVERYTHING.

And the Bottom Line is this..

The BIGGEST thing you can do to secure the ABSOLUTE LOVE and DEVOTION of your special Russian Woman is to become a LEAD Construction Partner in helping her to build all FIVE of these rooms.

Now obviously the construction and occupation of these rooms will happen at different times in her life.

Sometimes she will spend a great deal of time in one room while other times it may be more spread out as in Wife, Mother and Career.

But whatever the case is it is your JOB as a Man to mutually lay the foundations down for each of them.

Because each Room will contain a level of appreciation, affection and devotion towards you as a HUSBAND that will go beyond measure.

And this Gentlemen is the sense of Purpose, Satisfaction and Happiness that YOU’VE ALL been looking for.

By always planning ahead on this big picture for her you are practically guaranteeing that the two of you will stay on a happy forward moving path together.

A Traditional Russian or FSU Lady would never dream of leaving you if this construction project was the master plan that you initiated and designed with her.

Indeed she will be EXTREMELY PROTECTIVE of both it and you..

Because this is HER HOME Dammit..

AND You as the MAN are expected to be the Leader of it..

And it certainly wouldn’t surprise me one bit if she just as readily starting locking and loading a Kalashnikov to keep “Foreign Invaders” away from it.. and from you..

(Which by the way has truly happened more then a few times in Russian history just in case you wanted to know.)

Now Gentlemen listen carefully..

Again you have just been freely given the keys to the known universe in terms of finding happiness with a beautiful and traditional woman.

You want to learn what the most important thing about courting a Russian Woman is?

Well you just read it..

Being socially acceptable..  having self-respect and a decent appearance.. knowing how to be relaxed and confident in your own skin..  being modestly cultivated.. and knowing how to make a girl laugh and smile at whim..

These are all good and very important things..

But it’s most critical importance comes into play during the initial DATING PHASE of any Relationship.

Or in other words… it simply opens the door for you…

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART..

(Or shall I say the remaining 99% of any happy and married life spent together.)

Where you are walking through this door..

And not getting kicked out..

Is a very long term, ongoing and extremely satisfying Construction Project.

If you as a Man have been worthy and skilled enough to open this door to her interest and imagination with the dates you’ve had together.

And now you want to find The BEST way to be invited into her heart..

Then make sure “she knows that you know” what these precious FIVE Rooms are.

But most importantly..

Make sure she see’s you pulling out the blue prints..

Putting on your tool belt..

And getting down to some serious work.

Editor : Query Willy

Tag : Russian Women ,Russian Girls

In Russia there are a few traditions for a Jesus Baptism Day. This day is celebrated in 19th of January and the night before the main tradition is to go bathing in some natural source of water.

So at this day usually the local rivers and lakes are full of the people wishing to commit this ritual, not minding the temperature of the air and of the water, which is usually just a half degree up the freezing point at this time of the year.

Also, many people in Russia believe that the water being picked up at Baptism Day has some sort of magic. It can be kept next 365 days without getting any smell or become rotten. So many collect the water at that night and keep it at home, drinking it from time to time during all the year.

Editor: Query Willy

One of most popular places of Russian girls is 5 star marine princess hotel in silivri,is filled by mostly Russian girls, Ukrainian girls some japan and a bit germans. Russians come to that hotel becouse of sand and sea and we come there for them. It is hard to find Turkish girl in that hotel only one or two maybe and you can figure out them from 100 meters (my advise is don't get near) and this hotel is not known by Turkish men.You can see shop owners at laleli in this hotel, you can relax in jacuzzi while bathing in Turkish bath (jacuzzi and bath are both mixed) you don't have to stay at hotel for activities, especially on sundays it is a lot populated and i suggest you to go to a doctor because russian girls makes hot revu shows and a lot of suprices. This place is really a wonderful place.

http://www.marinprincess.com/

Editor: Query Willy

In Russia 2 young girls insulted each other by saying ugly to eachother.
One killed other by using her tweezers., we are sure that both girls are beatiful but how did she get mad that far? who knows how many times she heard same insults... It is a big indignity to tell a russian girl that she is ugly, it is nice to think that russian girls are busy with that kind of problems instead of economic crisis.

Turkish girls best part is they dont react even you say them that they are ugly but they always think about it in their minds.

Well it is not quite right that they grudge againist us, that means they are two faced againist us.

Editor Dr. Query Willy

Even their county is too cold Russian girls are that hot. But why Turkish girls are not like that? Think about that is it possible to take a picture like that with Turkish girls? i wonder its probabilty.

Or is Turkish men guilty because they interest in Turkish girls too much, compare Turkish girls with russian girls and you can see that Turkish girls have short legs and low hips, it is interesting that they are more sniffy if their hips get lower. There was a president candidate he said that he'll get russian girls to Turkey instead of Turkish girls. Even that is a dream it is really sweet to think about that.

We hope that as Russian tourists increase in numbers, Turkish men will have more worth then before.

Editor : Query Willy